February242012

it’s a metaphor

when you are asked if you’re a glass half-empty kind of person or a glass half-full kind of person, there is not an actual glass with water at the exact halfway point that someone needs your opinion on

don’t say ‘well, technically it’s always full’ super condescendingly

don’t say ‘well, depends, is it being filled up or poured out?’

don’t say ‘while other people argued over the water level, I drank the water because I’m an opportunist’

you are not clever

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